Hi!!! Welcome 2 My Page!
Thanks for stopping by!!! This is the page where I tell you EVERYTHING about me.
Well, not everything. A webmaster has to keep some mystery. Grab a Surge, crank up the dial-up, and make yourself at home.
My Stats
| Name | JJJawn |
|---|---|
| Location | The Internet |
| Occupation | Webmaster (self-appointed) |
| Hobbies | Making this homepage, waiting for pictures to load one line at a time, collecting 88x31 buttons |
| Favourite Band | The Dial-Up Tones (their hit single is just 45 seconds of screeching) |
| Favourite Food | Whatever is closest to the keyboard |
| Connection Speed | 56k on a good day |
| Mood | Under construction |
My Favourite Things
- Animated GIFs (the more the better)
- The sound of a modem connecting
- Hit counters going up
- Rainbow horizontal rules
- Typing in ALL CAPS when I am excited!!!
- People who sign my guestbook
- Visiting my cool links and the webring
Fun Facts
This page was lovingly hand-typed in Notepad. No frameworks were harmed in the making of it.
If you can read this, your browser is working great. Pat yourself on the back!!!